Name: The Hell Song
Duration: P00H01M22S
Description: A Cautionary Tale

The Hell Song

by Smiles Guthrie

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A Cautionary Tale

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Well there once was a girl who only made trouble,
and gossiped and lied and never ever shared her cookies.

So when her time came, well her deity arranged,
to have her stuck inside of a tomato.

They tied her to a fence, and then they stuck her with a lance, that didn't hurt but itched and when she bled she bled Heinz ketchup.

And it's bottled in a factory, that's owned by Madame John Kerry, and sent out to be hit on the side.
By an Overweight Nebraskan.

And there once was a boy who was really really mean,
and always started fights about his favorite football team, or his money or his land or his god.

So when his time came well his deity arranged,
to have him turned into a potato.

And they cut him into strips, with a knife that hurt but never itched, and they froze him in some plastic for transportation.

And he ended up in some awful fryer in some awful greasy diner, where he's dipped into some ketchup by
an Overweight Nebraskan

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released February 5, 2012

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Smiles Guthrie Providence, Rhode Island

Hi my name is Miles and I like to write songs on ukulele and sometimes I like to put them on here for you to listen to before I get around to recording versions with all kinds of fun instruments on them... like drums and moogs and mandolins and harmoniums and saws and maybe one day a hurdy gurdy.

I have a band called powpow and I think you might like it!
Go to powpowisaband.com ... more

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